Twitter Is The New Shit

There comes a time when one can't be bothered posting anymore and that's why Twitter is the way of the future as it minimilises blogging to a line or two and is even more mindless. Eventually updates will become emoticons before the Web re-cycles itself back to a circa Geocities era. At this stage people will realise that maybe writing letters to each other like they did in the 90s is a whole lot cooler and maybe even retro.

This turn of the wheel will carry with it a certain arrogance that would be similar to the Melbourne rock scene. People will start giving their spoken word diatribes out on TDK tapes - wait - they already do because tapes are cool again.

Google will eventually turn itself into an evil company that will make Microsoft look good. Its employees will be turned into flesh eating Zombies after one of their on-site sewerage recycling plants explodes and infects employees with toxic sludge from a bio-weapon made in Google Labs.

Twitter does have its good points. Namely enabling a gent to threaten and stalk Brian McFadden. But now I am getting off topic.

I am known in many circles as 'modern day Elvis of blogging'. And many other important people have said 'if blogging had a rock star Chuck would be that star'. Such descriptions and quotes are often echoed in the tubes of the Internet by hangers on and wannabes, but I don't mind.

So over and out. Right turn. Dismissed.