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The Age became a hardcore pornographic newspaper so slowly I barely noticed.
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Something Old, Nothing New
"Anyone who promotes their own blogs should be exterminated. Is anybody interested? Really! Who cares! I got out of bed today. I had food. I performed bodily functions. I walked the dogs. I had food. I went back to bed. I sneezed.How fascinating is that?" - Ian Hampton, ex-Sparks
"I am so in love with you and I just cant [sic] stop imagining you in that SS uniform with your ridding crop glistening with my own blood after you have given me a beating because I really deserve it." - Iain Hall
"{Y]ou half-wit...If she wants to have a child with you, let’s hope it doesn’t inherit your moronic stupidity and shallowness....wipe the drool from this imbecile’s face, please?" - PRODOS in a rare moment of lucidity
."This guy is tres funny. His observations are both witty, and at times, biting social commentary." - Steph
"Go back to your stupid random blog you consistent buffoon." - A Western Heart
“Mr. Surname is a small part of a large movement that seeks to push all of us to the brink of insanity.” - Broken Left Leg
"...bizarrely sober..." - Gawker
"Also check out John is too funny he will make you gag for it, hahaha he's really funny, has intersting [sic] site" - Hugo Brown
"I know where you live and I'm going to get you, c*nt" - Chris Devonshire-Ellis
, via email"Prophet ... doing a fine impression of a philistine." Club Troppo
"These guys do funny" - GrodsCorp
