Real men vote for John McCain
posted by John Surname @ 2:51 PM
BLL challenged me to "...prove that McCain is a God-fearing red blooded patriot who will protect the good ol' US of A from Obama?"
So here we go.
John McCain is a man. We know this because he tells us. "I'm a man!" he says, and right he is.
1. John McCain has thumbs!
John McCain wants the world to know - he has thumbs!
He challenged Obama to a thumb-war, and Obama, the shit-scared liberal, declined. What a whimp. Real men thumb war.
2. John McCain is down with God.
Here is a rare photo of McCain in conference with Jesus Christ. McCain is just telling it like it is.
3. With age comes experience.
McCain lived through the US Civil War, WW1, WW2, Korea, and Vietnam, and is perfectly placed to command America's armed forces. His first act as President will be to reinstate muskets. The army hasn't been the same since they got rid of them.
4. McCain = McBain
Not only does McCain sound like McClain (of Die Hard fame), but it also sounds like McBain, so it's only appropriate that I present the above picture.
So here we go.
John McCain is a man. We know this because he tells us. "I'm a man!" he says, and right he is.
1. John McCain has thumbs!
John McCain wants the world to know - he has thumbs!He challenged Obama to a thumb-war, and Obama, the shit-scared liberal, declined. What a whimp. Real men thumb war.
2. John McCain is down with God.
Here is a rare photo of McCain in conference with Jesus Christ. McCain is just telling it like it is.3. With age comes experience.
McCain lived through the US Civil War, WW1, WW2, Korea, and Vietnam, and is perfectly placed to command America's armed forces. His first act as President will be to reinstate muskets. The army hasn't been the same since they got rid of them.4. McCain = McBain
Not only does McCain sound like McClain (of Die Hard fame), but it also sounds like McBain, so it's only appropriate that I present the above picture.Labels: john mccain, REAL MEN, republicans, US election
