You Are Fooling No One

The gay/cunt way of looping one's scarf around itself and then round one's neck is annoying me almost as much as the erect polo-shirt collar phenomenon that swept the nation recently. Basically, if you tie your scarf like this you are either gay, a closet homosexual or a cunt.

Cunt

Closet Homosexual/Cunt

Gay Cunts

If you see any of the cunts above carrying a GQ mag or any cunts who have their scarves like the cunts above still carrying a GQ mag, grab a length of the offending scarf, and pull it tight until they choke on their stupid, fucking scarves -- and die.