Art/Shit Movies, Imitates/Gets Confused With, Real Life

It's OK, Rambo is real. I made a really funny joke the other day that no one need worry about Burma because Rambo would save everyone. Nobody laughed. But, it seems, the joke is on everyone who didn't laugh, because today I was vindicated by way of The Herald Sun:

SYLVESTER Stallone, whose latest Rambo film takes him to fight baddies in Burma, yesterday attacked the junta's handling of the disaster. Stallone hoped the cyclone and his latest Rambo film would intensify pressure on Burma's ruling generals.

"As a result of Rambo and the cyclone, world attention is turned toward Myanmar. I hope the situation will improve and honoured if I could be any help," he said. [No link]

Good luck with all that.