Thank heavens for Lisa Robertson
posted by John Surname @ 1:39 PM
Some bright spark down at the SMH Daily Telegraph decided that it might be a really good idea to allow Lisa Robertson chat with her fans through a blog. One problem they apparently didn't think about: Lisa Robertson doesn't have any fans. So, naturally, hilarity was the order of the day.
Because it's not like flight hostesses have ever been approached by horny, desperate men before.
Ralph magazine? We're so jealous. Such a prestigious publication.
Um...here's the thing. Paris Hilton isn't interested or good at sex. Haven't you seen her video? She was merely coerced into it by her boyfriend at the time. She clearly looks like she'd rather be anywhere else! But hopefully you'll wind up in prison as well.
Hugh loves her for her mind but not her body, you see.
YOUR AN IDIOT.
And so on. Please read them for yourself.
Because it's not like flight hostesses have ever been approached by horny, desperate men before.
Ralph magazine? We're so jealous. Such a prestigious publication.
Um...here's the thing. Paris Hilton isn't interested or good at sex. Haven't you seen her video? She was merely coerced into it by her boyfriend at the time. She clearly looks like she'd rather be anywhere else! But hopefully you'll wind up in prison as well.
Hugh loves her for her mind but not her body, you see.
YOUR AN IDIOT.And so on. Please read them for yourself.
Labels: idiocy, illiteracy, incoherency, murder of the english language by idiots, questionable celebrities
