MySpace Blows

Found this in my inbox this morning:

'You must play
or a horny man will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.(Yes, that is in the morning.)
and Kill you painfully.
He has a blue penis that is infected with maggots and dead lice.'

There's garbage forwards, then there's this. I hope whoever wrote it is beyond six feet under.