Lyk OMG cigarettes are lyk SO COOL
posted by John Surname @ 9:20 AM
Proving once and for all that cigarette companies would never dream of targeting impressionable teenage girls, Philip Morris are building a "concept store" on Chapel Street, no doubt designed to draw in crowds of idiodic teenage schoolgirls.
"Wow! If I start smoking I can get a boyfriend!"
Is there anyone else out there who would like to see cigarette companies crushed into oblivion?
You'd think that with everything we know about cigarettes, people might think twice before starting, but unfortunately you can never account for some people's desire to fit in. I'm sure the cigarette bosses wake up everyday thanking God that there is such thing as "peer pressure".
"Wow! If I start smoking I can get a boyfriend!"
Is there anyone else out there who would like to see cigarette companies crushed into oblivion?
You'd think that with everything we know about cigarettes, people might think twice before starting, but unfortunately you can never account for some people's desire to fit in. I'm sure the cigarette bosses wake up everyday thanking God that there is such thing as "peer pressure".
Labels: cigarettes, evil corporations
