Young people today, my stars.
posted by John Surname @ 10:55 PM
The youth of today can only be described in one word - classy.
Today I happened to be sitting next to a young gentleman (to use that word loosely) who had this to say:
And people think I lack class, with my rainbow suspenders (great way to keep your pants up, eh?) and come-hither stare, but this guy was an example of pure class unto himself. For an hour he sat there and boasted to someone else about his Rolex watch (most likely Rollex) and his sneakers (young people still wear those?) which he bought for $300+ on eBay. For a laugh I thought about telling him that they cost $40 to make, but that would have made him cry so I kept his mouth shut. Someone should teach him that just because somethings expensive, doesn't mean it's good, or indeed, tasteful. But I suppose that's what you get when you pick up style cues from JJ Smooth J and the Funky Bunch (or whatever the latest hip-hop sensation is. I've been paying attention, but not that much).
Today I happened to be sitting next to a young gentleman (to use that word loosely) who had this to say:
"Man, I'm gonna sign up to MySpace so I can browse the slutties".Women of Melbourne found themselves most mysteriously slipping off seats all over town, and is it any wonder? Mass arousal, it seemed, transmitted by ESP. A wordsworth like that gets all the chicks, I'll bet.
And people think I lack class, with my rainbow suspenders (great way to keep your pants up, eh?) and come-hither stare, but this guy was an example of pure class unto himself. For an hour he sat there and boasted to someone else about his Rolex watch (most likely Rollex) and his sneakers (young people still wear those?) which he bought for $300+ on eBay. For a laugh I thought about telling him that they cost $40 to make, but that would have made him cry so I kept his mouth shut. Someone should teach him that just because somethings expensive, doesn't mean it's good, or indeed, tasteful. But I suppose that's what you get when you pick up style cues from JJ Smooth J and the Funky Bunch (or whatever the latest hip-hop sensation is. I've been paying attention, but not that much).
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